MISCELLANEOUS RHYMES
 

Retirement (1)	Retirement (2)	Block Party

Retirement (1) Custom written for: Renee Info received: retirement coordinator of student programs at UNL- Engineering and Technology; will be missed most by her boss, Mr. Ballard; runs the Ambassadors Program (selected students giving tours to freshman); helps freshman and their families with their choices of education; founded the Co-op Education Program (students gaining job experience); 15 years service You have been such an inspiration With your service these last 15 years. By implementing the Ambassadors program, You have helped ease many freshman's fears. The freshmen and their families Are grateful for the help they attain. With all the choices of education, You keep them from going insane. We all know job experience is a plus, A great advantage if you're a college grad With you founding the Co-op Education Program, "Job Experience", to their resume, grads may add. You have been the coordinator of the student programs At our college of Engineering and Technology. You'll be missed by us all at UNL. But mostly by Mr.Ballard, you'll see.

Retirement (2) This was version 2 for information given in Retirement(1) So you're retiring. What should we do? Get all mushy, Say how much we'll miss you? You have been working? Here for 15 years. Don't be surprised When no one sheds tears. You think Mr. Ballard Will care when you leave? He'll just get someone younger. It's you, she'll relieve. You're older than dirt, There is no doubt. Don't let the door hit you On your way out!

Block Party It's that time again to have some fun Whether it's in the rain or under the sun. August 15th's the day the fun will begin. We'll have games and prizes that you could win. It's the same as last year- bring a dish to pass, Your own drinks and main course- it will be a blast! We'll be coming next weekend to collect some dough. If you can't make it to the party, please let us know. If you could save us the trouble and bring us the cash. It's twenty dollars for this year's bash.